Oh no I'm behind on memories how can this be! Technically he hasn't taken either of these yet but he will after(/during) his thread with Mukuro, so!
MEMORY #15 (WHEN I'M 70 . . . ) // TRIVIAL NEUTRALThis one's from a drama CD which I have no script for so no hardcore writeup! This is also not the entire CD, just one scene. What happens basically is that Konatsu is told by Hyuuga to write a speech-thing for Chairman Miroku's upcoming birthday wishing him well on behalf of the Black Hawks; the entire thing ends up a SERIES OF STUPID MISCOMMUNICATIONS and Konatsu ends up convinced that Miroku is a lot older than he is and is dying and flips the fuck out with stress over having to write this thing. IN THE SCENE WHICH IS THIS MEMORY, he's like "Oh god what do I do WHAT DO I DO well okay um well wishes um what would I want if I were that age!?" ("That Age" being like 70+.) And he comes up with "WELL OKAY I WOULD WANT . . . TO BE SURROUNDED BY GRANDCHILDREN . . . AND HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS *___*!!!"
Of course he's stressed to the point of total insanity at this point so he does this in singsong and I wish I had the track for you guys because this is the first time we hear that Konatsu is
a horrific singer.Anyway it's interesting for him to take this after recent events because the point of it is that when Konatsu thinks about his future/end-of-life goals, he wants to be loved rather than accomplished! And settled with a family! So that kind of--sends a message to him about that kind of thing.
+1000 dere for loved ones and +100 "lol guess I'm never getting a singing skill back, holy shit"
MEMORY #16 (THE TEN 10,000 YUUS MAN) // TRIVIAL NEGATIVEThis is the rest of the bubblewrap memory, so it starts
here with Konatsu spilling the coffee into Hyuuga's lap
ha ha ha and goes to the end!
This is pretty much just. An incredibly stupid happening in Konatsu's life back when he was I'm guessing 17 or so (this chapter appears as an extra in the Children volume so it's probably a flashback). READ IT IT'S HILARIOUS but the basic gist of it is that Konatsu can be really gullible sometimes and has a tendency to beat himself up when he makes mistakes (which he. has already figured out in Aather is one of his major personality traits). Also this is the only time in the manga we see him actually strike someone with the nailbat as opposed to just wanting to or hitting inanimate objects with it.
+1000 what the hell is my life and why am I sometimes a dumb child and I TOTALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HYUUGA FOR BEING EVEN DUMBER THAN I AM GOSH
This memory was in the form of BPAL, a bottle of Cathode! :D